In our daily life, we may want to use some fancy dialog to create different situation and sensation. These are some of the fancy words which i saved for my future events.
In an argument:
" You know what is the different between you and a cow? Cow don't wear pants!"
" You just upgraded from a total idiot to a plain stupid."
" Well, I am just a drinking straw that you suck."
" That smells like shit. owh, pardon my nose shit" /*dungot*/
Flirting with the girls, which is rarely happen:
" I worked out mostly to my upper body, that is why i have dashing eyes" /* i used this one actually*/
"Well girls, i am married. Married to my job!"
" I know i'm not handsome, because i am Remsauce."
" Great job with your hair! Seems like you don't need a full plastic surgery after all." /*inappropriate?*/
"Your lips is so dry. Want me to make it a little wet?" /* hot stuff*/
" News flash, you are the most beautiful!" /* bold */
"I thought a beautiful girl only exists in fairy tales and porn movies, you are a living proof!"/* hahaha!! Love this one so much. My great original!*/